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I READ ABOUT COW IN HEIST SHOCK

I READ ABOUT COW IN HEIST SHOCK

I see that some cow, enraged by the milko waiters who stalk her fields, has been arrested following a daring theft at a supermarket in...

I AM BOTHERED BY FABRIC DOGS

I AM BOTHERED BY FABRIC DOGS

Some days I head to a beach where people walk pets, and today I was bothered by fabric dogs. Obviously some of them were of soft wool and...

I SEE DEVON PORKER WINS GLOBAL TAIL PRIZE

I SEE DEVON PORKER WINS GLOBAL TAIL PRIZE

I see that a fabulous porker from Okehampton of Devon has won the prestigious 'Curliest Tail of the Globe' prize in a biting bacon-off at...

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I AM BOTHERED BY FABRIC DOGS

I AM BOTHERED BY FABRIC DOGS

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I READ ABOUT COW IN HEIST SHOCK

I FIND A SEA CAPTAIN IN MY GARDEN

I AM BOTHERED BY FABRIC DOGS

I NOTE LYME REGIS WILL HOST PARLY OF BRASS

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