I NOTE LYME REGIS WILL HOST PARLY OF BRASS

I can report that once again, the UK's Parly of Brass has chosen Lyme Regis of Dorset as the venue for its annual conference and picnic.

To be held in the award-winning Regis International Centre and various other locations, and featuring keynote speeches from Iris Sweep OBE and Rachel Spank, it will be the third time in four years that the conference has been held in the town.

"We always enjoy coming to Lyme," explained Ms Spank, "and as with our previous visits, we will be offering any locals who can prove they have maintained a permanent residence in the town for more than six years a 15% discount on our services (excluding BDSM)."

Last year the conference was held in Budleigh Salterton of Devon.