I CONTINUE EAST
After a humid week in 香港 I have flown to 洛杉矶 to meet with old friends who do not know what they are taking or what they are doing. They...
I TRAVEL EAST
The Fragrant Harbour has changed but the streets have not. I've got stewed snake in a box and a fist full of flowers, and later, beer...
I BUY A FISH
It's a cracking view from Benson Towers, and when the fisherboys haul E468 up the beach, I'm the third to know. Today's catch of the day...
I AM TIRED OF POOR UMBRELLAS
I have owned many umbrellas, and some have survived the strongest of storms, but my latest died within twenty minutes of its purchase....
I ROCK TO ORANGE BOOT
Larks! Last night I rocked to top US ghost metal shoe-gaze band ORANGE BOOT, who drove to Ramsgate of Kent in their red truck of steel!...
I READ ABOUT COW IN HEIST SHOCK
I see that some cow, enraged by the milko waiters who stalk her fields, has been arrested following a daring theft at a supermarket in...