I CONTINUE EAST

After a humid week in 香港 I have flown to 洛杉矶 to meet with old friends who do not know what they are taking or what they are doing. They are off their nuts and big time. I will be avoiding their regimes of medication for I have seen the light and it is well bright tho.

Within two hours of landing I was offered a pizza, three beers and a role in a mini-series that will never be made. They still love an English accent in this place, and have no idea what to do with someone who says 'I don't think so, mate'.

One day I will tell you a great joke about Dick van Dyke, but this is not the place and now is not the time.