I ROCK TO ORANGE BOOT

Larks! Last night I rocked to top US ghost metal shoe-gaze band ORANGE BOOT, who drove to Ramsgate of Kent in their red truck of steel!

Driven by a patented form of sheer antic, their uncompromising sound has been described as "a cross between a stolen garage door being manhandled up a spiral staircase and plastic trees in a light breeze".

Invited personally by the Bishop of Dover who dressed for the occasion, the band played the Church of the Holy Cross and the Mother of Him who Hung Thereon.

If you missed the gig, check them tomorrow night at Crazy Joe's at Cuckfield of Sussex. They'll bust your roof!